Payaso (A Donald Trump Story)

by Thelmo Rego

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1.	Build The Wall Pt. 1 (Who Will Pay For It?) 02:53	lyrics	buy track
Brick by Brick We’re gonna build the wall Prick by prick Get rid of them all Oooooh I like kids in cages for ages Oooooh oooooh Their pain and frustration won’t save them We’re gonna build the wall We’re gonna make them pay it all It’s taco Tuesday at the mall Where’s my ride, where’s my ride
2.	Rigged Election Overture 05:23	lyrics	buy track
Instrumental
3.	3 am Poop Tweets 05:37	lyrics	buy track
Grab her by the pussy It’s what I’m famous for I remember when Stormy Daniels Left me with a yuge cold sore Back when Melania was pregnant With our youngest son I can’t remember his name So I call him little one. I remember calling Elizabeth Warren A freaking Cherokee Oh my 3am poop tweets, They mean so much to me I wake up in the middle of the night My tummy isn’t feeling right Must have been what I had for lunch 3 cheeseburgers and glass of punch I sit down on the White House can And I remember who I am My fingers begin to slither As I write something crazy on Twitter Hello everybody Welcome to Donny’s world A place where grammar don’t matter And you can grab on little girls Athletes are sons of bitches I love to fight with Lebron James He opened a school for poor kids Charity like that drives me insane Don’t get me started Colin Kaepernick He is the worst of them all He got a Nike contract The same week Manafort flipped on us all I smile and I wave While I destroy your Medicaid
4.	Ivanka's Ballad 05:20	lyrics	buy track
Ivanka, you are my entire world Ivanka, you are daddy’s little girl Ivanka, I wish I could find a girl like you Ivanka, I would date you if I could Forbidden love forbidden love Ivanka, you remind me of miss teen USA Ivanka, that’s why I barge in on you, everyday Ivanka, I’ve got big hands as you can see Ivanka, I’d put this dick in you, The one you swam through, bigly
5.	The Fake News Media 05:58	lyrics	buy track
They spread only lies They want me to fall They think we should trust in them But they don’t report it all they think we care about truth My people love me They only watch Fox News And think I’m so bigly The only truth Is the truth that I approve This fake news media I should have them all removed everything that I say And nothing that I do I distract them with my words While from behind I’m screwing you Remember when I insulted a gold star family But according to Hannity I treated them tremendously Covfefe made you laugh While we attacked the A-rabs Remember when I ate chocolate cake And sent a solder to his death
6.	Where Oh Where Is My Vladimir 05:42	lyrics	buy track
I stare at Aurora Borealis As I fly to your palace Aboard Air Force One In winters darkness, no sun I long for the moment, when our hands touch It will feel tremendous, we’ll do tacos for lunch Where oh where is my Vladimir Oh where oh where has he gone Thank you for releasing her emails A week before election. Where oh where is my Vladimir Thank you for the wikileaks You made the DNC look really bad No votes from those Bernie freaks. Finally sitting next to you As my gaze, it touches yours I want to thank you, but I’m too scared For the peeing Russian whores Oh, those bots! Those Russian blots! they mean so much to me… you divided our country Using Facebook and James Comey.
7.	Guns, God, And Government 05:44	lyrics	buy track
Jesus wouldn’t want healthcare he’d want an ar15 He’d shoot all of those Muslims And he’d steal their gasoline Mike pence is kinda like Jesus He loves all of the unborn baby’s And hates athletes on their knees The second amendment will Always stand up And guess what Parkland, we don’t give a fuck The NRA, they pay for, all of our bills Their love of guns, it gives me chills Guns god and government Is what I stand for Although I’ve never shot a gun Read a verse Or ever governed before. With my NRA money, I bought my wife a new jacket She’s gonna wear it down in Texas That don’t even rhyme, but it don’t matter, I’m out of my mind It says I really don’t care, do you? Well I obviously don’t, but some of you libtards do Any ways, sit back, relax and just listen to the blues The best part is I have all the religious votes And what they don’t even know Is I don’t even believe in god!
8.	Don't Stop... Campaigning 05:14	lyrics	buy track
I.... travel around the country Getting ready for 2020 Living life by the seat of it all New business idea, trump alcohol I... go to places that love me West Virginia, Tennessee, and Kentucky These places are my playground Come on white folks, do another round Yeah!!!! Oooooh!!! Since the day of my Inauguration I have yet to stop dividing the nation A couple rally’s every week White suprematists hit the streets All the swing states in the country I am going to make them love me But all of those liberal places I hope a wildfire erases. Don’t stop... campaigning West Virginia must be draining Lying about coal All the time Don’t stop... campaigning Saying jobs are staying Those fools Won’t see another dime Coal will stay (coal will stay) Steel will stay (steel will stay) You’ll be back to work In a day or two
9.	Keep Your Enemies Close 05:47	lyrics	buy track
I don’t need friends I’ve got my enemies I won’t let nato spend all of our money I will show them With all my tariffs Turn broke ass farmers Into sheriffs I don’t know why You can’t see it my way We don’t need Canada, Germany, or the UK We’ve got ourselves We are freer We only bow to North Korea Kim jong-un I love you Kim jong-un I heard You love me too You have big bombs But small hands That’s why you’ll always be My rocket man When I meet with you I’ll open your eyes I will convince you to Denuclearize But when I leave Was it all lies? You didn’t change a thing? Big surprise Your people march in the streets for you I want the same thing too Your so authoritarian Can you please hold my hand
10.	Build The Wall Pt. 2 (Oh Right, We Will) 06:05	lyrics	buy track
Oh yeah! That wall is going right the fuck up What’s it gonna cost? I don’t give a fuck These Mexicans can all just lick my nuts Your kids in cages like some dirty mutts Lock her up, lock her up We’re gonna do it right this time We’re gonna blow all of your minds It’s gonna be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen believe me I am a great negotiator I am the ombré player hater I am the greatest of all men Make America great again Oh no! They wont pay for it What am I gonna do? Oh that’s right Ill just lie to you Ill say we pay up front, they’ll pay us back Spin all this fake ass news like its a fact Lock her up, lock her up We’re gonna build the wall We’re gonna make them pay it all It’s taco Tuesday at the mall Where’s my ride, where’s my ride

about

Presenting : PAYASO (A Donald Trump Story)
The third full-length album from multi-instrumentalist and producer Thelmo Rego. A first ever… Never before attempted... Progressive Rock Political Comedy concept album!
What the hell does that mean? The idea is quite simple. What if Donald Trump wrote lyrics about himself for a Prog Rock album? Wouldn’t that be bigly? Telling stories about some of the zany, outrageous, cockamamie situations and controversies that he has been a part of since becoming president.
No one on either side of the aisle is safe as President Trump unleashes lyrical hell on everyone from Hilary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and the DNC, to crooning love songs to Ivanka Trump, Vladimir Putin, and the NRA. All with a fiery tongue and sarcastic wit!

Thelmo says of the album: “PAYASO (A Donald Trump Story) is the most diverse album that I’ve ever done. It not only features vocals for the first time in my musical repertoire, but it is also incredibly stylistically diverse. It features elements of 7-string guitars, classical nylon-string guitars, and much more. Each song was sonically inspired by the lyrical content, and the instrumentation was adapted to fit the mood of each story. The album features some of my usual progressive elements, such as overtures, re-orchestration of recurring themes, odd time signatures, complex instrumental sections, etc. I believe that I’ve created an album that fans of progressive music, political satire, and comedy can all enjoy.”

This album is dedicated to my grandmother
Clotilde Ferreira (11/12/1941- 11/03/2018)
Rest In Peace, I love you.

credits

released December 4, 2018

All lyrics written by Donald Trump
All music written by Thelmo Rego

I would like to thank my beautiful wife and children, Victoria, Ashton, and Joey for always dealing with all of my noise and for always inspiring me.

Thelmo Proudly uses:
Ernie Ball Music Man Guitars and Basses
Mesa/Boogie Amplifiers
Avid Protools
Superior Drummer
Apple
and for pedals/effects:
Dunlop, MXR, TC Electronic, Fortin, Eventide, Strymon, Korg, Darkglass, Xotic, Fractal, and RJM.